Monday, February 16, 2009

Silver Lining

Well, there is a silver lining to the crap luck I've been having lately...


For those of you in the know, you know what this means. Those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, apparently don't hang out or talk to me that much. :)

April 1st, I'm "Horrible Neighbors" free!

(One more month, I can do it.......)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Screw Vince, I Hate Whitman Po-Po

The only thing worse than Vince from Shamwow, is the tub of uselessness from the Whitman Police that gave me a $150 ticket today. Not only was I not going as fast as he stated, he was a condescending jerk to boot. I haven't been pulled over or had a traffic violation in over 13 years, and I was going about 5 over when I got pulled over today. I was very polite and really thought I was gonna get a warning if anything at all. Next thing I know, the guy comes back and hands me a ticket for speeding and goes back to his cruiser. I look at the ticket and he gets me for 55 in a 40!!!


Looks like a couple days off from work and trip to the Magistrate and Courthouse. (Insert glaring look here)

Monday, February 9, 2009


This guy needs to meet an untimely death!!!!!'s It's Vince, the Shamwow and Slap Chop guy. I find him so utterly despicable, I want to slap that stupid headset off his dumb face. Nothing better than getting a tweaker to hawk your crummy products. My favorite line is in the Slap Chop clip where he says "You're gonna love my nuts"

Friday, February 6, 2009

Get Lost

Just wanted to briefly post that if you feel like giving me shit today, you can get in the "Piss Off" line. Don't know why, but it seems like everyone I've talked to today has basicly told me to f*ck off. Normally not a big deal because I usually do something to deserve it, but not so much today. It's really putting me in a pissy mood, and I was in such a good mood this morning.

So basicly, if you're coming to see me to tell me I did something wrong, word to the wise....



-The Guy That's Gonna Put A Hammer Through Your Face If You Come Barking At Me Today

Thursday, February 5, 2009


So I just got a call from the machine shop about my heads. They were in the process of reassembling them and needed to know if my drivetrain was all stock or not, so they could set my valve spring height. Come to find out, that they needed to shim the valve springs and they were wondering if I had the shims? Funny, because those heads haven't been apart since the last shop did them, and I didn't take any shims out when I disassembled them. Apprently the spring height was incorrect. Guess it goes to show that Ironheads can be pretty forgiving since I had been running them like that for approximately 12K miles.

The good news is that they're assembeling the heads now, shimming the spring heights, and I should be able to pick them up Saturday. The other thing, is that they didn't need to replace the valve and guide that I thought was whacked. Seems again, the previous shop left the valve to guide clearance too small, and that's what caused the overheating/carboned up/stuck valve. Bummer I spent $$ on a new valve and guide, but it's cool since now I got spares and I learned me sumthin.


More goodies.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Try as they might, it's still legal as far as I know........